There and Back Again
Not Quite a Hobbit's Tale
“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
(Source: ariannestark, via aconsultingtimelady)
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Not dying is my all-time favorite pastime.
(Source: iraffiruse)
I just wanna know today, know today
Know that maybe I will be okay
(Source: onceastarkid, via biologytextbook)
Chocolate fondue is the best thing ever.
But I think I’m only capable of rolling places for the rest of tonight.
(Source: iraffiruse)
Guinea pig disguised as a baked potato
(via afternoonsnoozebutton)
Giant Googly Eyes - Most googly eyes are tiny and good for any number of small objects, but what if you want to make a car or house look like it has eyes? Don’t despair! This pair of Giant Googly Eyes is 7” in diameter with adhesive on the back.
(Source: timeywimeyjam, via fyeahcolinmorgan)
I really want a group of friends that I can just message “Assemble” and then they show up at my house with popcorn and chocolate and we get drunk and watch movies and play The Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit and cry over Loki together.
(Source: mageinaglasshouse, via tomlincat)
HOW ARE YOU EVEN A REAL PERSON ON THIS PLANET WHO EXISTS
^What my brain said also
I’m never signing out of the internet again. Too many things happen, and then when I come back, my brain explodes. It’s a risk that none of us can afford.
(Source: cloysterbell, via aconsultingtimelady)
lets play “which download link is the real one”
(Source: katherine-heigl, via evenstrangerthandanger)
